Stop Spamming Me!

Holy moly! I just deleted 671 spammer posts on my blog. I realize I have neglected my blog, but come'on people, really? Do you really need to use my blog to post stories like "Warts and Living Your Life"? I mean, I guess it wasn't a bunch of porno crap. There was a lot of weight loss stuff. Is someone trying to tell me that I'm fat. Well, I know I'm fat, I don't need to be reminded. That's really bad...almost as bad as when a cosigner at the jail asked me when I was due. I chalked that up to her being a crackhead. Thank God for crackheads, because if that had been a sober person I'd probably have borrowed some sheets from the jail and hung myself right then and there.

I have a lot to catch you up on, but I just don't have time right now. I will get to it, I promise. It's the holidays, what can I say?